List of Codename: Kids Next Door episodes

When the villainous Mr. Wink and Mr. Fibb extend the adult swimtime to extreme lengths at the neighborhood pool, the Kids Next Door plan to strike back with a vengeance.The episode starts with the operatives of Sector V each being called by Numbuh 1 to the meeting room of the treehouse. Numbuh 1 explains that adults have extended their swimming hours at the local pool so that kids have no time at all, and that they are going to put a stop to this. Upon arriving at the pool and realizing that they have no specific plan of action, the KND decide to simply jump into the pool. The lifeguards, Mr. Wink and Mr. Fibb, see them and activate an electric fence which rises around the pool, shocking them.

They tell the children that it is currently adult swim, but they are welcome to play in the "kiddie pool", which turns out to be an extremely small inflatable pool. The rest of Sector V don't seem to mind this much, while Numbuh 1 refuses to put up with it and yells out, for the first time ever, "Kids Next Door, Battle Stations!"

The five members then spring into action, summoning the Kid-a-Pult, and launching Numbuh 2 over the fence, hitting the lifeguard chair and knocking Wink and Fibb into the pool.

The kids are then free to play in the pool, until Mr. Wink and Fibb arise in their lifeguard chair, which turns into a robotic, laser-firing walker. As the super chair looms over the Kids Next Door, Numbuh 1 suggests they go back to the Kid-a-Pult...

...Which is then immediately destroyed by the super chair. Numbuh 1 then notices that Numbuh 3 is missing, and the team tells him that she went to get snacks. Numbuh 3 then returns with snacks just as the chair is about to destroy them, giving snacks to everyone except Numbuh 1, including the villains, who leave their chair to eat ice cream.

Expanded Acronym: Female's Utopian Trap Unleashes Reprehensible Evil
Numbuh 4 learns he is to be sent to a boarding school - but he isn't worried, as he's always escaped from them before. But then he learns that the school is being run by the evil child Madame Margaret, a girl who is getting high-tech aid from none other than her future self! Madame Margaret's abominable plan is to create a twisted utopia where girls rule the world, using a demonic weapon called the girlifying ray that can turn anything feminine! The team seeming doesn't stand a chance - until they receive aid from a strange source - Numbuh 4's OWN future self! Now the team must defeat this fiendish femme fatale and save the future, lest inter-gender relations between boys and girls perish forever.Numbuh 4 is sent to a boarding school, but discovers that it's a girls only boarding school. The director, Madame Margaret, wants to transform him and every other boy on the planet into girls. Numbuh 4 fails to foil her plans, and Sector V is girlified. Seventy-five years into the future, Numbuh 4 still needs time to battle the evil plans of Madame Margaret with the help of the Boys Next Door, a future version of the KND in which all the operatives are boys who defend other boys from the bullying of girls towards them (and from being turned into girls). In an order for Numbuh 4 to save the world from the Madam, the BND sacrificed their genders to get Numbuh 4 the needed time to go back in time and save every one from this horrible future. The episode ends with the picture showing girls and boys in harmony.

Expanded Acronym: Blackmail Uncovers Titanic Tush
The DCFDTL pants Numbuh 1 from his swim trunks and get photos of his disproportionately huge buttocks. They black mail him with them. Numbuhs 2 through 5 find it funny, but if he doesn't obey their commands, they'll put the pictures in the yearbook.The episode starts with the team making Numbuh 1 take a day off at the beach; he hates this idea. Soon, a robot crab pinches his bathing suit off, exposing his naked backside. He tries to hide in the beach but fails. Later, naked, he sneaks himself into his room back at the treehouse where Numbuh 4 loses to Numbuh 3 in a TV game. Numbuh 1 comes out and says he quitting the team. Numbuh 3 is blind from what he said until Numbuh 4 spells out to Numbuh 3 that Nigel is leaving. Once he's gone, Numbuh 5 finds a picture and note in his room and shows it to the others. The picture is of Nigel's nude butt, and a bribery to put it into the school yearbook unless he quit the team. Numbuh 5 tries to get the team to save Nigel, but they are too busy making fun of Nigel's butt to do immediate action. Meanwhile, Nigel goes to the DCFDTL's mansion.

Expanded Acronym: Stupid Little Undercover Mission Becomes Excitingly Romp
Numbuh 86 is having a top-secret girls only mission. Numbuh 4 is willing to find out what the mission is all about even if it means having to put on a little make up. It turns out it's just a slumber party, but then it turns into a real mission.The episode begins with Numbuh 86 coming to Sector V's treehouse, saying she has a mission, for girls only. Which Numbuh 4 dresses up like a girl just to go on the mission. Although, he was not happy when he found out it was really a slumber party. But he still went on it anyway. When Numbuh 86's mother came out, she called her by her real name "Fanny", which caused Numbuh 4 and the others to laugh. So when everyone went inside the house, they all went to Numbuh 86's bedroom. Which Numbuh 3, Numbuh 23, and Numbuh 12 went right in, but Numbuh 4 did not like the room, because it was filled with Rainbow Monkeys. Then Numbuh 86 said if he were tell any of the boys, she will have to hurt him. At the end of the Rainbow Monkey show they were watching, Numbuh 23 and Numbuh 12 both hugged Numbuh 4. After that, they had a pillow fight. Which Numbuh 23 hit Numbuh 4 with a pillow, but Numbuh 4 wacked her back, sending her flying into a pile of Rainbow Monkeys. However, she didn't seem to mind, in fact, she cracked up laughing, and so did the others. At the end of make up time, Numbuh 4 let out a big scream, which everyone laughed. When they were all sitting on the floor, Numbuh 12 said that Numbuh 86 threw a great slumber party, and Numbuh 86 said that she could have not done it with out her. However, Numbuh 86 was having so much fun, that she forgot to go check in with the Kids Next Door moonbase. So when she went to go check on the moonbase, Numbuh 12 gave Numbuh 3 a choice of truth or dare. Numbuh 3 chose truth, and had to say if she "liked-liked" Numbuh 4. Which caused Numbuh 4 to spit his soda out all over the place. Luckily, Numbuh 3 was saved by Numbuh 86's scream from the kitchen. So everyone rushed to see what was going on. Meanwhile, in the kitchen, Numbuh 86's mother said that Numbuh 86 was not to contact the moonbase. Which Numbuh 86 was shocked by this, wondering how could her mother know about the moonbase. Then realized that it was really Chad (Numbuh 274), in disguise. When the others got to the kitchen, Numbuh 3 was suprized to see Chad wearing a bra. Then Numbuh 23 called Chad, "Chadarella."

Chad then pulled out Numbuh 86's Slumber sup-prize Rainbow Monkey out of the fridge, and Chad said to just stay where they are , and the Rainbow Monkey might survive. Then thats when Numbuh 4 punched him out, sending the Rainbow Monkey flying into the air, and almost crashing to the floor. Thankfully, Numbuh 86 caught it. Then Numbuh 23 said if Chad was suppose to keep them in the house, then something must be happening on the moonbase.

Meanwhile, a group of teens disguised as Numbuhs 3, 12, 23, 86, and 4, grouped with Numbuh 35, who shocked to see Numbuh 86. Though it wasn't really her. When they got up to where the Code Module was, then out came "real" Numbuhs 3, 12, 23, 86, and 4. Numbuh 35 was then confused. Then Numbuh 4 said that they didn't want the teens to miss out on the pillow fight. Then they all started fighting, though Numbuh 23 did not participate in the fight much, but Numbuh 35 helped her.

Expanded Acronym: Kuki And Sister Torpedo Loathsome Engagement
Numbuh 3 is forced to be married to King Sandy (again) when she is at a Rainbow Monkey theme park, but the others won't believe her.Mushi and Numbuh 3 are at Rainbow Monkey Happy Sugar Land and haveing another confrontation with King Sandy. Once again, the (pretend) king wants Numbuh 3 to marry him. King Sandy threatens to drop a lot of Rainbow Monkeys into a hot bowl of nacho cheese if she does not agree to marry him. In the end, Mushi and King Sandy are a couple.

Expanded Acronym: Juvenile Escapes With Extremely Luscious Sweet
Numbuh 5 journeys to the exotic Al-Shugar Desert to recover her stolen candy, the Blurpleberry Supreme, and discovers she's not the only one searching for the powerful, mystical candy. In the desert, a mysterious young traveler girl in a blue robe is riding on a camel to a marketplace where all of the merchants are selling various forms of candy that look like jewels. The mystery person passes by various people selling "candy jewelry" until the person comes to a man named Al Sugarh, who seems to have been expecting her. She examines Al's wares of candy jewelry and soundly rejects them by knocking them on the ground, allowing some children to gobble it up. Instead of getting mad at this, Al says that this person is probably someone "whose discerning taste yearns for candies more succulent than such puny fare." He invites the mystery person into his tent. Inside the tent, Al Sugarh shows the mystery person a candy jewel called the Blurpleberry Supreme and asks the person if they know of its fabled qualities. The mystery person knows about it because Al stole it from her. At this point, it is revealed that the mystery person is Numbuh 5 . She warns Al that "a great candy taken in greed always turns sour," but Al dismisses this warning as an ancient superstition. Numbuh 5 is planning to save the candy for a special occasion. She then pulls her G.U.M.Z.O.O.K.A. on him. However, just as Numbuh 5 is full of surprises, so is Al, as he then has some henchmen wrap rope around her arms and tug her back, but Numbuh 5 defeats them by kicking a giant jawbreaker in their faces. She then unties herself. Meanwhile, Al grabs Numbuh 5's gun and repeatedly shoots her. She grabs up the jawbreaker and uses it as a shield to deflect the gumballs. One gets mysteriously stuck on Al's robe and he collapses. Numbuh 5 then grabs up the blurpleberry jewel and heads out.

Outside, Numbuh 5 trips on a rope held by some henchmen of an old rival of Numbuh 5's, Heinrich Von Marzipan, who takes the blurpleberry candy from her. It turns out she had left Heinrich in Guatemala because some "urgent business came up" and Heinrich was left holding a bag of sacred caramels when the authorities arrived and he ended up being grounded for a month. Numbuh 5 says that she would like to make it up to him and asks for the candy back. She approaches him, but is held back by Heinrich's henchmen leveling their swords at her and she steps back. Heinrich questions of the candy's importance to her and she repeats that she is saving the candy for a special occasion and Heinrich says that he is, too. He will use it to unlock the tomb of King Two-Tons-of-Candy.

Numbuh 5 warns him the tomb is cursed, but not only does he ignore the warning, he also gives her a "payment" for the jewel: a tiny bag of sugar-free candy. Numbuh 5 just tosses the bag in the air and all the candy within fall out. The kids that ate the candy from off of Al Sugarh's table come by again and eat all the candy in the bag, leaving Numbuh 5 to escape. Heinrich orders his men to find Numbuh 5 and bring her back in chains. He leaves the area in a candy tank. Numbuh 5, meanwhile, is riding on the back of the tank, so she is secretly riding with him.

Heinrich arrives at a pyramid, the entrance to the Eighth Sugary Wonder of the World. Heinrich gloats that now there are only seven as his tank smashes through the giant candy doors. He then climbs out of the tank and heads deeper into the pyramid, the blurpleberry jewel in his hands, while Numbuh 5 follows him from a safe distance. Heinrich reaches a door with an indentation on it. He places the jewel in the indentation and it opens, leading into the treasure room full of candy. Heinrich enters and discovers the sarcophagus of King Two-Tons-of-Candy. On the sarcophagus, the inscription reads: "From the forehead, ye shall control the sarcophagus. But share not and only taste asparagus." Heinrich begins to read the inscription, but doesn't finish because he doesn't care.

Heinrich opens up the sarcophagus, revealing a lot of candy and a pharaoh's headpiece, which has an indentation where the blurpleberry jewel fits. He puts on the headpiece, but before he can put the jewel into the indentation on the headpiece, Numbuh 5 shows up and warns him that he should have finished reading the inscription: "From the forehead, ye shall control the sarcophagus. But share not and only taste asparagus." Again, Heinrich dismisses her warnings and says that she just wants to take the candy just like what happened in Guatemala. Numbuh 5 protests that that wasn't what happened, but Heinrich just ignores her and puts the jewel into the headpiece. Then all of the candy in the sarcophagus comes out and engulfs Heinrich (he's controlling it), turning him into a giant candy-mummy. He cackles wickedly and taunts that he controls the candy and neither Numbuh 5 nor anyone else can have any. Heinrich then eats one of the candies, but spits it out, because it tastes like asparagus.

He then starts accusing Numbuh 5 of sabotaging the candy and proceeds to attack her. She retreats up the stairs, only to find the door locked, trapping her in with Heinrich, who is about to finish her off, but first asks if there's any last words. She says to give her back the candy. She then takes out a licorice rope and wraps it around one of the columns of the room and swings around on it, landing on Heinrich's head and removing the blurpleberry jewel from the headpiece's indentation, turning Heinrich back to normal. As she leaves the pyramid, Numbuh 5 repeats her adage that she says earlier in the episode: "A great candy taken in greed always turns sour."

Expanded Acronym: Hurt Operative Safely Protected In Totally Antiseptic Location
An important operative suffers an accident on a dangerous mission and is sent to the hospital. But one ex-KND member is out to scramblify his brain, and it's up to Sector V to make sure he is safe, especially Numbuh 3.When a covert operative is hurt during his mission, Sector V is sent to protect him from villain interventions. The episode opens when Numbuh 6; Bradley the skunk, is hurt by a truck during his mission. The scene then flashes to the hospital and then to a waiting room full of patients. Two doctors are seen walking by a window, in which Numbuh 3 breaks through and knocks them down. Followed up by Numbuhs 2, 4, and 5. The patients then started running away in tarrier. At that point the main entrance door blew out, and then came Numbuh 1. Numbuh 1 then went to the front desk and then he immediately started telling the person who he is and why him and his sector are there. Then a nurse then pops up, startling Numbuh 1 in the process. She appears to have ingnored everything that he said. In which by asking him "Why hello! How can I help you?" Numbuh 1 is then about to reiterate himself, but Numbuh 3 cuts him off of doing so and then starts banging loudly on the glass of the front desk window. Then Numbuh 5 pulls Numbuh 3 off. She then asks the nurse politely to direct them to Dr. Lincoln; her father. The Nurse then reply's by asking "Is that your poor friend Dr. Lincoln's operating on right now?" At that point Numbuh 3 then burst into tears and then the nurse says that they can't just go barging into a room during surgery, then says that visiting hours are over, and she quickly closes the front desk window.

Expanded Acronym: Homework Obliterated Using Nefarious Dog
Numbuh 5 takes on a vicious dog who is always eating her homework. While walking to school, Numbuh 5 comes across a creepy woods where a giant hound attacks her. She climbs up a tree and is followed by the hound, then she knocks the hound down with a piece of the tree. She is almost out of the woods when the hound attacks her backpack and rips up her homework. Meanwhile, Valerie, a honor role student, finishes her report on why America is the greatest country. The students are bored by this as Valerie added every detail to it, even notes. The teacher lightly pushes Valerie away and asks for the other honor role student (much to Valerie's dislike) to come and read her report. Numbuh 5 comes in and says a dog ate it. No one believes this. She says that she saw the dog come out of her house. Valerie disagrees and says her dog would never hurt a fly.

She followed by Numbuhs 2 and 4 help find proof in her theory that Valerie's dog did eat the paper. The dog turns out to be a cute adorable pink dog. Valerie comes in and forces Numbuh 4 and 2 away but talks to Numbuh 5, who demands to know where her real dog is. Valerie suddenly turns into a were-poodle (werewolf) and attacks her.

Expanded Acronym: Rescue Aids Beloved Bunny In Trouble
Numbuhs 2 and 5 travel through the school jungle gym to help find the First Grade's missing pet bunny. A parody of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.While Numbuhs 2 and 5 are heading off to lunch, they stop at the 1st grade hallway, which they find a barren wasteland. As they continue down it, they find that all of the students' clothes are tattered, and when they enter one of the classrooms it's destroyed. The 1st grade president says they have awaited the return of the Kids Next Door (as it was predicted in Art class). He says that their pet rabbit has gone missing and without it their crayons turned to dust, their milk soured, and everything had gone with it. This leads Numbuhs 5 and 2 to go after it (although Numbuh 2 is complaining about not getting lunch). A girl named Jessica runs up to Heinrich Von Marzipan and tells him that the chocolate volcano is nearby. Meanwhile, Numbuhs 2 and 5 come to the Jungle Gym. Numbuh 2 complains about missing lunch, but tells Numbuh 5 he's joking. He asks Numbuh 5 how far the Jungle Gym goes, and she replies that nobody knows, which echoes throughout the playground as the two operatives start to climb.

After a long trek, the two reach the chocolate volcano, where they witness Heinrich lowering Jessica's stuffed rabbit down into the choco-lava, Temple of Doom-style. Just as Heinie is about to lower the first-graders' pet rabbit, he notices Numbuh 2. Heinie orders his adult minions to fire on Numbuh 2, who swings out of the way and onto the cage, causing the cage to sway back and forth. Numbuh 5 leaps in to turn the crank so the cage doesn't fall in the choco-lava, but Heinrich steals his minion's lollipop gun ("Hey, that's mine!") and fires on his archenemy. Jessica offers her help, which Numbuh 5 accepts after she sees the crank (which had been stopped by a lollipop stuck in it) start to move again.

After a long fight, Numbuh 5 falls onto the cage with Numbuh 2 causing the cage to start falling at a tremendous rate, stopping just before the choco-lava, and Heinrich bids them goodbye in his native German. An angry Jessica pushes Heinie towards the edge, where he falls in. Just then, the volcano begins to collapse. Jessica jams the gears once more, and Numbuhs 2 and 5 climb back onto solid ground with both Jessica's stuffed bunny and the first-graders' real bunny. Back at the first grade classroom, the return of the bunny brings back everything the first-graders lost and they are thanked, but Numbuh 5 chases Numbuh 2 for one of his lame jokes.

Expanded Acronym: Fiendish Old Ogre's Disgusting Food Is Thrown Everywhere
The KND battle with Grandma Stuffum in the school cafeteria. The shock rock band GWAR re-recorded two of their songs for this episode. (GWAR is listed in the credits as "RAWG")The KND grimly enter the cafeteria, Numbuh 1 insisting that the sooner they get it over with, the better. Rock music begins as Sector V get their food, and ominous visions of Grandma Stuffum's food soldiers beating drums appear. Stuffum herself appears, as her legions of food try to overpower Sector V. Sector V repeatedly destroys her creations while being forced to ingest them (except for Numbuh 2, who eats a bunch of them easily). They then focus their attention on Grandma Stuffum repeatedly blasting her, finally pushing her back into the kitchen. They think that they have won until the remnants of her army all stand and sing/shout ominously "Slamwitch! Slamwitch! Slamwitch!". Numbuh 1 suggests, nervously, that they go out to eat, and they reach the outside just as a giant, monstrous sandwich bursts through the school roof with Grandma Stuffum who is wearing a witch's hat on its shoulder (hence the term 'witch' as a part of the beast's name).

Expanded Acronym: Candy Hunting Operative's Chocolatized Opponent Literally A Touchy Enemy
Numbuh 5 tries to stop a chocolate monster from destroying her friends.

Expanded Acronym: Enemy Launches Evil Campaign To Inflame Our Noble School
The KND are up against more than they bargained for when they try to prevent the DCFDTL for dashing the school elections, especially when the situation involves 8th graders. The DCFDTL become the new presidents of fourth grade and for their first act: send Numbuh 1 to jail. Numbuh 1 has one chance to save himself in court which blows as the DCFDTL are judges and find him guilty in less than a few seconds. The lawyer for Numbuh 1, Numbuh 1.50 a hour is dumbfounded and soon, a battle erupts in the court room. Numbuh 1 is locked in permanent detention similar to a prison with the Six Gum Gang as guards. Numbuh 1 suspects the DCFDTL rigged the polls, which they did. The campaign manager, Woodrew confirms this information and with the help of Numbuh 4 and 5, breaks free with a stretchy gum substance. Meanwhile, the evil DCFDTL usurp power over the grades and become the leaders of all the grades. The DCFDTL have a conversation with Chad Dickson and it is discovered that the DCFDTL have made a deal with Hendry Middle School. The DCFDTL want to go to eighth grade so they make a deal with Chad that they'll use the kids as slaves for the teens and the DCFDTL would go to eighth grade. Nigel discovers this plot and reveals this to all of Gallagher Elementary, thus having a battle with the teens approaching Hendry Middle School. The school uses battle bikes to attack the teens. The teams are split into grades. The teens prepare and use their advanced tech on the children. Thus starts a epic Star Wars Death Star battle as there is a target to hit thus leading to victory. Soon, the leaders of the grades, bikes are broken meaning they can't get in the school. Numbuhs 3 and 4 land in the swimming pool. There are also drinking fountain guns in Hendry Middle School that resemble the Death Star's turbolasers, which took out several kids. The third grade is the second-to-last ones to fall and the closest and mabye last ones are, Numbuhs 2 and 1 as they battle for they're lives and are attacked by Chad, and two other teens. Numbuh 2 sacrifices himself, bashing into Chad's cronies, thus leading to the climax. Numbuh 1 shoots a tennis ball at the target, the principal's office. The ball misses and Chad celebrates, but isn't careful and slips on the tennis ball from Numbuh 1 thus crashing into the principal's office.

Expanded Acronym: Dirty Unwashed Captain's Kowardly Yacht
Tommy embarks on a journey with a cowardly cleanliness-fearing captain in the bath waters.Tommy refuses to take a bath, until he goes down the drain (literally)! He meets Captain Jimmy, a parody of Captain Kirk in Star Trek, who is the high-strung leader of the crew of a ship called the S.S. Stinkypants. Tommy gets inevitably involved in a battle with Moby Duck, which ends with the crew hiding from the giant bird in bubble fog. The team attacks Moby Duck after hearing an inspired speech by Tommy, but the plan goes overboard and Tommy and Captain Dirt learns why it's usually a good idea to listen to your parents! A parody of Star Trek and Moby-Dick. Starring: Tommy Gilligan Captain James "Jimmy" P. Dirt and his crew Captain Jimmy's Mother, Mrs. Dirt Ally Technology S.S. Stinkypants ship Villain Technology

Expanded Acronym: Drooling Infants Awarded Perilous Emergency Rescue
The KND go to rescue babies from the hospital to protect them from becoming automatic adults. Numbuh 5 thinks the others are crazy and tries to bring them back. But the babies themselves have other plans. Numbuhs 1-4 are on a mission to save the babies from being transformed into adults at the hospital. After they return to the treehouse, the try to care for the babies, with little success. Numbuh 5 then comes in and yells at them for taking the babies, saying they were born there. She then asked Numbuh 1 if he even knows where babies come from, he replies "Of course I do, they come from baby eggs," Numbuh 5 then attempts to tell them were babies come from, but the babies start crying. Numbuh 1 blames Numbuh 5 and she leaves. After they try to calm the babies, Numbuh 5 returns and sings them to sleep. The others then leave, and Numbuh 5 starts thinking of a way to return the babies. Later, the others return to find Numbuh 5 and the babies gone. The babies elsewhere and Numbuh 1 calls Numbuh 5 a traitor. They then find Numbuh 5 is stuck to the roof, toothless; Baby Jackson then sits up and tells Sector V of the his plan for him and the other babies to steal teeth so they can talk and don't have to listen to baby talk, from adults like them.

Sector V begin fighting the Ankle-Biters. Numbuhs 1 and 5 end up cornered, and Numbuh 5 tells him to sing them to sleep. His singing is so bad it causes the Ankle-Biters to faint. They then take the babies back to the hospital, and Numbuh 1 asks Numbuh 5 where babies come from. She begins by saying "babies come from-", then the transmission ends.

Expanded Acronym: Big Ugly Lunks Like Intimidating Entrapped Scaredycats
Numbuhs 2 and 4 try to escape from an island inhabited by bully monsters. A bully-themed parody of Jurassic Park is shown here, after Numbuh 4 eats a burrito in the island's diner.Numbuh 2 and Numbuh 4 visit Bully Island, a bully habitat owned by Jerry Rassic (an obvious parody of Jurassic Park). Numbuh 2 is interested in the scientific aspect of it, while Numbuh 4 is only in it to see the different types of bullies on the island. After seeing a 'teasing time' (similar to feeding time, but instead kid crash dummies are set on swings and Spitballasaurises come and shot spitballs at them), Numbuh 2 asks Jerry anxioiusly if he's ever worried about his own safety, being surrounded by bullies all the time. Jerry replies that Bully Island is perfectly safe, and the bullies are in cages that keep them away from him and his sister Eliza, who also lives on the island. While showing Numbuhs 2 and 4 the main tower, an alarm goes off and Jerry informs them something is happening at another tower on the other side of the island, the same one Eliza is currently in. He hands them a gun that 'projects a holligram of the school principal' to ward off bullies, and Numbuhs 2 and 4 leave with his jeep to rescue his sister.

When they eventually get to the tower, they find Eliza hiding in the corner. Further inspection reveals it's not Eliza, but merely another crash dummy. On the digital map Jerry gave the two of them, he informs them that he had lured them into a trap in order to get revenge on Numbuh 4. Back in the first grade, Jerry had been sitting near one end of a teeter-totter, and Numbuh 4 jumped on the other end of it, causing Jerry's underwear to snag on the end nearist him and give him an ultra wedgie.

According to him, doctors had spent hours trying to remove the underwear from him, but couldn't, leaving Jerry with a permanent wedgie. He wants revenge on Numbuh 4, and his only regret was that Numbuh 2 had gotten involved, saying, "I'm so sorry Hoagie. We could have been friends. But you should know better than to hang out with a bully!"

As Numbuhs 2 and 4 try to escape, they are followed by numerous bullies shown earlier during their tour. Numbuh 4 tries to hold them off with the gun Jerry supplied them with, but it turns out to be a toy gun that pops out a piece of paper reading "KICK ME" (similar to many other cartoon fake guns) when he pulls the trigger. At one point, they come face-to-face with a Wedgiesaurus Rex (which all the others of the species have been sent to permanent detention).

Numbuh 4 tells Numbuh 2 not to move, because they respond to movement. After standing still for a moment, the bully believes they are no longer there and walks away; Numbuh 2 lets out a sigh of relief, to which the bully returns. Numbuh 2 makes a run for it, leaving Numbuh 4 at the mercy of the bully, who gives him multiple wedgies (all of which Numbuh 4 can name; the Around-The-World wedgie, the Texas wedgie, the yo-yo wedgie, etc.).

While running through the jungle on the island, Numbuh 2 finds a sheet of unfinished math homework on the ground. With it, he races back to Numbuh 4 and shows the paper to the bully, saying, "Hey, Wedgiesaurus Rex! I did your homework for you!" The bully drops Numbuh 4 and takes the homework from Numbuh 2. Just when it seems like they're off the hook, Jerry cuts in and yells at the bully to attack. All of the bullies on the island proceed to the clearing they are in, and close in on Numbuhs 2 and 4.

They eventually get back to their ship to find Jerry on board, attempting to leave the island. They push him off and he falls back to the clearing, where the bullies surround him. As the ship leaves Bully Island, the bullies (especially the Wedgiesaurus Rex) are really sad that their new friends are leaving. On the ship, Numbuh 4 asks Numbuh 2 if he could keep the wedgie incident just between the two of them (and the proceeds to show him his underwear, which is stretched to 4 times its normal size). Numbuh 2 takes the opprotunity to crack a joke, saying, "As far as I'm concerned, all of this is behind you. I mean, us Villain Debuts: Jerry Rassic and Bully Dinosaurs Ally Debuts: Bully Dinosaurs Starring: Numbuh 2, Numbuh 4, Jerry Rassic and Bully Dinosaurs Locations: Bully Island 2x4 Tech: Unnamed Ship

Expanded Acronym: Curmudgeon's Lackeys Outlaw Wacky Nonsense
A clown tries to get Numbuh 2, as he plays lots of jokes.: The episode starts with Numbuh 2 cracking bad puns during his report on King Arthur and knights. Later, Numbuh 5 punches Numbuh 2 and he asks what was that for. Numbuh 5 says it's for having her listen to those lame jokes. Numbuh 2 counters with a newspaper column saying he's the four star riot of fourth grade. Numbuh 5 than says the column was written by Numbuh 2. This doesn't effect Numbuh 2 and he asks if he should of given himself more stars. Outside of class, Numbuh 2 is confronted by a kid clown telling him to cut the funny business. Seconds later, Numbuh 2 tells a bad joke. The clown gets angry and has his two clown cronies to throw pie at him as a source of punishment. Numbuh 2 promises to never tell another joke again.

During the next few seconds, Numbuh 2 frequently tells jokes and gets hit by pie. Every time he gets hit by a pie, the students near him run away in terror. With each joke, he gets more nervous telling jokes. After those scenes, Numbuh 2 confronts Numbuh 5 who's eating lunch. Numbuh 5 tells Numbuh 2 that lunch is almost over and notices the pie and asks, "I thought you hated pie." Numbuh 2 says, "A couple of clowns offered me a pie I couldn't refuse." Numbuh 5 finds a fly in her soup and asks why would a fly be in her soup. Numbuh 2 attempts to answer this with a bad pun or joke but fails after glancing at the clowns, and breaks down crying wailing at not being able to take advantage of such a perfect setup.

Later, when school is over, Numbuh 5 notices a chicken trying to cross a road and Numbuh 5 asks why would a chicken try to cross a road. Numbuh 2 attempts to avoid saying the joke but is unable to resist the perfect setup to the oldest joke in the book.

The clowns, neverless take him away and throw him in a room with the clown father, Tony Clownarelli. Numbuh 2 asks why he's doing this and Tony begins a story. When he and his partner were at a kid's party, Tony tried to answer the most funniest joke of all. But he forgot the punchline. The kids at the party threw things at him which lead him to pass out. When he woke up, he found his partner gone. So now he's not letting anyone telling a joke so they wouldn't get hurt like he did. Numbuh 2 attempts to escape out of the room. Outside the room, is the inside of the circus where Numbuh 5 and her father are sitting watching. Numbuh 5 buys a excuse to send her father away.

Numbuh 5 than helps Numbuh 2 escape from the clowns. This ends badly as Tony and the clowns trap Numbuh 2 and 5 and are about to punish the two but Numbuh 5's father steps up. Tony recognizes Numbuh 5's father as his old partner and asks where he was all these years. Numbuh 5's father says that he discovered that his job was stupid. He makes more money as a doctor. The clowns agree and Numbuh 5's father says that he could get the clowns jobs cleaning doctors. The clowns get excited and Tony hands his nose to Numbuh 2 who wears it with pride. Tony and Mr. Lincoln do one act together but goes awry at the first joke.

Expanded Acronym: Hands Off Thermostat Says The Upset Father Furiously
Numbuh 3 is cold, so she turns up the heat even though she is not allowed by her father. But it gets so warm, the KND have to turn down the heating before Numbuh 3's house explodes. Meanwhile, Numbuh 4 watches over Mr. Sanban.Before the theme starts, Mr. Sanban tells Numbuh 3 not to touch the thermostat, which controls the heat in Kuki's house. After seeing the thermostat's temperature dropping to colder temperature, Kuki decides to touch the thermostat and make things hotter.

Later, the other Sector V agents are gathered for a meeting. Numbuh 1 goes jabbering on about cauliflower being rainbow monkey brains. The rest of Sector V doubted this and, while Nigel jabbers on, Mr. Sanban comes in and tells the agents about Numbuh 3 turning up the thermostat. Numbuh 1 leaves Numbuh 4 to guard Mr. Sanban. Sector V shows up to Numbuh 3's house. Numbuh 362 suggests sending Sector P in Pompeii to turn down the thermostat as they have more experience with volcanoes. Numbuh 1 disapproves on this. Kuki's house seems to be like a volcano inside and out. Meanwhile, as a joke, Mr. Sanban acts like a kid and Numbuh 4 acts like a adult while in the treehouse. The KND H.O.T.S.H.O.T. surfs in the volcanic magma of Kuki's house.

After a stalagmite invasion, Sector V finally reaches the living room where a demonic Numbuh 3 battles Numbuh 2 and 5 while Nigel tries to turn down the thermostat. Numbuh 1 attempts to touch the cooler button while Numbuh 3 hangs off his back. It's unconcluded as we leave Numbuh 1 to look at Mr. Sanban who's sweaty and discovers something. Numbuh 4 comes in the room and shouts, "No, don't touch that!"

Expanded Acronym: Senator Attacks Foes Endangering Today's Youth
When a kid-friendly minister receives a funding of approximately eleven-billion dollars, he uses it to build an army of Safety-bots, to make the world a safe place for children. But the robots grow more and more extreme in their actions, eventually planning to eliminate adults, and cover the Earth in bubble wrap.The episode starts out in the Capitol building in Washington D.C., where new laws are being reviewed (for example, the first law all the senators agreed on was making math class 70% more boring for kids). The Senate leader then calls up Senator Safely - he seems reluctant to do so, however. Senator Safely says, "Well, it's about time!", and comes running out and trips. He then says, "You've been deliberetly ignoring the very important new child laws I've been trying to pass, mister senate leader sir!". The leader tells him it's because they're all too boring, listing some of the laws he wanted to pass. Safely says it's necessary to protect children because everything is a "virtually virtual death trap". He holds up a yellow book, stating it's a report on what to do about the things threatening children, and that he would read all 60,000 pages to the entire senate. Before even opening the book, however, he gets a papercut and makes a big deal out of it, and is thrown out of the building.

The senate leader says he would, however, give him "eleventy billion dollars" to "research" the safety problem. The other senators laugh as he is thrown out. The senate leader then asks the rest of the senate "who wants to draft a bill outlawing stupid cartoons that make fun of adults?", and the senate members get excited and start waving their hands in the air. Safely meanwhile is outside the door, and calls the others jerks, wondering what he's gonna do with all the money. He finally realizes how much money he actually got, and throws his fist in the air in excitement - only to hit himself in the face.

After the theme song, Numbuh 4 is shown running across the street, yelling to himself, "I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!" He turns a corner and ends up at the park, and is almost hit by a kid falling from the sky. The kid instead hits the concrete floor butt-first. A kid in a referree uniform runs over and measures the crack made by the falling kid, then yells, "15 INCHES!!!" A crowd is then shown, who start cheering. Nick and Chip explain that the kid (named Anthony Davis) is partcipating in the annual "Butt Busting Playground Tournament Finals".

In order to win the tornament, the participants must make a crack in the concrete as large as they can using only their butts. The person who makes the largest crack wins. Numbuh 4 is part of the tournament, and it is later said that he's a 5 time 'butt busting' champion. He finds Numbuh 2, who is his coach for the tournament, and is scolded for being late; his turn is immediatly after a boy named Ziggy Chang, a very large child.

On Ziggy's turn, he has a very elaborate plan he carries out, which eventually has him land straight down from a very tall height. Surprisingly, despite his large size he only manages 8 inches, 7 inches less than the earlier competitor (who was much smaller than Ziggy). Numbuh 4 tries to get concentrated as the announcers say his name, but ends up tripping over his brother Joey. Numbuh 4 is furious, saying that he had told his brother to "stay home with [their] mom".

Joey babbles something, which Numbuh 4 seems to understand because he says, "Okay, fine. You can watch. Just keep outta the way." Numbuh 4 then proceeds to the swing set to start his turn, and is about to go when he gets interrupted by Joey, who is dancing wildly.

Everyone is paying attention to Joey and not Numbuh 4, saying things like, "Aw, look at the cute baby!". While dancing, Joey rips off his diaper. Numbuh 4 gets of his swing and runs at Joey to yell at him, but slips on his discarded diaper and is flung across the playground. He then gets flung back to the swings, then through a tree, then to some other playground equipment. He is repeatidly flung everywhere until he lands though a basketball net face-first instead of butt-first. The referree counts this as his turn, measures the crack he made, and announces he only made a crack that was ".02 micro-millimeters".

Meanwhile, a giant orange safety cone is shown in the distance, and inside is Senator Safely. An alarm is being sounded, and he asks what is going on. A computer says, "Safety scans show activity resulting in serious damage to child buttocks. Recommend immediate action." Safely agrees, saying he's wasted "oodles" of government money on his safety plan, which was now complete, and it was time to take his plan into action.

Back at the playground, the winners are being congratulated, and Nick and Chip talk to Numbuh 4, who was the greatest upset in all of Nick's history of "announcing for parent-disapproved sports", for everyone expected he would win again. He instead lost to a little "sissy" girl. Numbuh 4 insists that the only reason he lost was because of his brother dancing around, and points to his brother, who is dancing again, surrounded by a group of kids chanting, "Go baby, go baby, go baby!" Nick and Chip ditch him to go watch Joey dance, and Numbuh 2 comes over to console him, saying that there's "always next year". Joey again flings his diaper, this time right at Numbuh 4's face.

He throws it to the ground, then lands up slipping on it again. Out of nowhere, a large crashing sound is heard, and everyone stops cheering and dancing. The leader of the Six-Gum Gang shoots his gun, telling Joey to get back to dancing. His gun is then mysteriously covered in bubble wrap, and the shooter is revealed to be a giant robot. As the robot locks on to the other gang members' guns, Lunk whips out a large gum cannon and shoots at the robot. Another similar robot appears, and they both begin bubble rapping every child in sight (including Lunk and his canon). A robot finds Joey (still without a diaper), saying that he was in danger of sunburn and shoots sunblock at him; Numbuh 4 pulls him out of the way, while another child is completely covered in sunblock.

He tells Joey to go home again when Numbuh 2 pulls up next to them in the D.R.A.G.S.T.U.H., and Numbuh 4 hops in. Numbuh 2 tells him to get his brother, and he simply says that "he can get home by himself." He meanwhile sees a robot shoot bubblewrap at Joey, which narrowly misses. Numbuh 4 grabs Joey and they speed out of the park trying to get back to the tree house, all the while Numbuh 4 trying to put a diaper on Joey, telling him to "try to keep it on this time!". They are chased by one of the safety robots, and narrowly miss getting smashed many times.

When the robot is destroyed, and they finally think they're home free, Joey rips off his diaper and starts dancing again. The diaper hits Numbuh 2 in the face, and he drives off a cliff. It turns out they've landed right on the tree house, which is completely bubblewrapped.

Numbuh 2 says worridly that the others are still inside the tree house, and Numbuh 4 searches for Joey under a pile of debris. When he finds him, after being assured that he's alright, he goes from protective to furious and swears he's gonna 'smushamatize' him. Numbuh 2 defends Joey, saying he's only a baby; Numbuh 4 doesn't care and screams at Joey, saying he's been a big pain the whole day telling him to go home, which he does with puppy dog eyes on his face. Numbuh 2 points out that now there are way more than just 2 robots, and they're all heading for the tree house. They grab H.A.I.R.C.U.T.T.E.R.s and rush out to attack the robots.

Meanwhile, scenes of the robots trying to make the town safe for kids are shown, such as kids in a pool being wrapped in extra big life jackets, Rainbow Monkies being de-fuffed because the fur causes "uncomfortable rashes", and an entire amusement park being bubblewrapped. The scene then switches to Senator Safely, who is showing the scenes from above to the other senators, showing how is plan makes the world safer for kids.

No one is impressed, the leader even saying he only enjoys watching the kids running in terror "like monkeys with their butts on fire". The Master Safety Robot tells him that child safety is a priority, and bubblewraps the leader's knife (which he is using to cut a piece of pie). Safely is surprised, because he only programmed the robots to protect kids, not adults. When asking what the robot was doing, the robot replies that there is only one threat to children that had not been destroyed yet: adults.

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A newsreporter (named Bob) recalls how the Safety Bots trapped every member of the Senate, and how they are bent on destroying anything they deem as unsafe for all children. Another reporter lists some of the things the robots are destroying, such as golf clubs, trains, buses, airplanes, and "anything that can poke your eye out or that moves faster than a snail". The newsroom is suddenly invaded by the robots, one stating they are destroying it because "children are sitting too close to televisions". The scene changes to Joey, who was watching the newscast from an electronic store's window, which was lined with TV's. He starts crawling for home once again, while the Safety Bots continue to capture the adults. One spots Joey on the street and captures him. The scene changes again, this time to Senator Safely walking along a different street lined with bubblewrapped homes, cars, dogs, and children. He complains to himself that "everytime you build robots they end up taking over the world", and vows to get rid of them, when a Safety Bot shows up.

The Safely Bot runs, believing it is after him; it turns out it is actually under attack by Numbuhs 2 and 4. They successfully dismantle it, saying that they've destroyed two, and "only fifty bamillion to go". Safely sneaks up behind them and steals their weapons, saying kids shouldn't play with sharp things (H.A.I.R.C.U.T.T.E.R.s are giant pairs of scissors). They demand them back, since they're their only way to destroy the robots, but Safely claims he has a better way.

The Master Safety Bot is shown in the giant Safety Cone, communicating with the other Safety Bots. Meanwhile, Numbuh 2, Numbuh 4, and Safely travel through the air vents, with Numbuh 4 demanding their weapons back (and Safely refusing). Numbuh 2 asks Safely if he's so "gung-ho" with safety, then why would he want to detroy the robots in the first place.

Safely replies he's only into safety if it doesn't inconvience adults (the robots had taken his car and his golf clubs away). He tells them he installed an override system in the Safety Cone that could stop all the other robots, which happens to be in the same room the Master Safety Bot is in.

As the three of them sneak over to the override button, it notices them, asking if Safely is there to watch the robots make the world safer. Safely tells it he is shutting them down "in the name of adult leisure activities." He hits the button, and the computer asks for a 10 billion number safety code, which he apparently didn't set because he exclaims, "Well, that's new!" The three of them are then bubblewrapped by the Master Safety Bot.

Safely tells the robot that they've gone too far, and it argues that adults are the ones who have gone too far; they are the ones who have created things like loud music and tooth decaying candy that endangers children, and adults are the ones who "allow a baby to roam the streets by itself", and it opens its hand to reveal Joey.

Numbuh 4 confesses that was actually his fault, but the robot silences him. It says that not only do adults endanger children, but the Earth itself as well (natural disasters, poison ivy, etc.). The Safety Bot's final plan is to launch the Safety Cone into orbit and send all the Safety Bots to the Earth and intrap it all in bubblewrap, so that nothing can harm children. It also plans to shoot Numbuhs 2 and 4, and Safely into space since they have proven themselves a threat to children. With that, the Master Safety Bot hits a button and the Safety Cone shoots up for space.

Numbuh 4 asks the robot if he can say one thing to Joey, which it approves sensing no danger. Numbuh 4 goes on to tell Joey he's sorry for yelling at him, and that he actually likes his dancing and finds it funny. Numbuh 2 tells Joey to dance "one last time [for Numbuh 4]", which Numbuh 4 says he was only trying to be nice. Joey starts dancing anyways, which distracts the robot.

Numbuh 4 uses this opprotunity to grab his weapon from Safely and cut himself free, then runs to the robot to detroy it. Joey then throws his diaper in the air like he did earlier, only Numbuh 4 avoids it this time. As the robot shoots bubblewrap at the weapon, it missed and they are flung into the air, headed straight for Joey (who is oblivious because he is still dancing).

Numbuh 4 pushes him out of the way, and the Master Safety Bot raises its hand laser to destroy Numbuh 4 once and for all, because he is such a threat to children. Numbuh 4 then says, still holding Joey, "You're calling me a threat?!? I'm not the one who caused THIS!!!" and raises Joey in front of him to show the robot that Joey has a cut on his right cheek, which is bleeding. The robot denies this, saying as a Safety Bot he cannot hurt a child.

Holding Joey close and crying, Numbuh 4 argues, "Well, you did! YOU blasted the cutters into the air! YOU hurt my little brother!!!" The robot begins to malfunction, because up until this point it has believed it was the only thing protecting the children of the world, almost squishing Numbuh 4 and Joey in the process, which Numbuh 4 points out to him, saying he's surprised all the Safety Bots hadn't "squishified" eveyone. Finally shutting down, and believing it must nuetrilize both itself and the Safety Cone, it wraps eveyone on board in bubblewrap and explodes.

They all fall to the Earth and Numbuh 4's bubblewrap barrier is broken. He is shown still crying over Joey in a crater made by their fall, and the referree from the tournament is shown in the distance, claiming Numbuh 4 had made a crack "eleventy billion inches" long, Chip showing up behind the referree saying that it's a new butt-busting world record. Nick asks Numbuh 4 how it feels to get the title back (as Chip brings the trophy over to him), which Numbuh 4 responds that he doesn't care, because the robot had hurt his baby brother.

He continues to cry when Numbuh 2 comes into view, congratulating Numbuh 4 on his idea of using ketchup as blood on Joey. Dumbfounded, Numbuh 4 stares at Joey, who is waving around a bottle of ketchup, with his 'cut' completely disappeared. Numbuh 4 becomes furious, not believing Joey would lead him on like that. Numbuh 2 clears his throat, and Numbuh 4 instantly pretends like he was in on it the whole time, bragging about how brilliant 'his' idea was.

He points out he also did the same to his knee, and points in a spot on his jeans that is cut, his bare knee red. Numbuh 2 says, "Uh, no, actually I think that's blood." Numbuh 4 gets all dazed realizing it really is blood, and faints. Senator Safely, in the background, pops his arm out of his bubblewrap incasing, shouting, "See?!? I TOLD you someone was gonna get hurt!!!". His incasing, because of the shift in weight, falls over and he yells "OWWW!!!".

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Expanded Acronym: Evidently Not Getting Language Annoys Nigel Desperately
When Numbuh 1 is taken to England, someone gives him a book, resulting in Numbuh 1 getting followed by 3 kids. A precursor to "Operation: Z.E.R.O.".Numbuh 1 and his father are aboard a plane, going to his old homeland England for a visit. Numbuh 1 complains to his father but his father says it would be a experience. A boy next to him, named Trevor, reveals himself as being on a mission to return a book to where it belongs. Numbuh 1 wants to know more about it but Trevor says not until they're out of the plane. At the airport, Trevor becomes frightened and gives the book to Nigel telling him to meet with him at the Great Library at midnight. A boy in a black suit with a umbrella asks for the book and Nigel refuses and runs from the boy. His father says that two minutes and he already made a friend. The umbrella boy uses the umbrella as a rocket but crashes.

Numbuh 1 meets a girl with four long scarves wanting the book. Numbuh 1 realizes a lot of people want the book and flees. The girl uses the scarves like tentacles. Numbuh 1 is confronted by more kids and is eventually saved by a limo. Three kids are in the limo. Numbuh 1 says he's glad that Sector E is on his side. The group laughs and later, into the night, go to a soda bar. The leader of the three tells a British joke where everybody laughs except Nigel, due to him not understanding the 'language.'

Soon, the ones who try to steal the book come and Nigel escapes to the sewers. Numbuh 1 finds Trevor and they enter the Great Library. The book is The Book of KND explained by the enemies and a lot of people would want their hands on it. Nigel hands the book to his bar friends and than discovers that the others are the KND and the ones who Nigel gave the book to are actually the Rowdy Hooligans from Across the Square, who are working for Father.

They open the package containing the book and find that it is not in fact the Book of KND, but a Rainbow Monkey book, "Rainbow Monkeys' Tea and Crumpets Picnic" to be exact. Trevor grabs it from the Rowdy Hooligan who was holding it and races toward the library's book return slot, but before he can reach it, it closes.

Sobbing, Trevor reveals that he needed to return the book before it was overdue, and that now he will have to pay the fee of 25 pence. (50 cents in American count.)

Later, the Rowdy Hooligans and Sector E decide to go to the soda bar. Numbuh 1 asks Sector E why they aren't going to fight. Sector E's leader, the umbrella boy, wonders why he would think they would fight over a Rainbow Monkey book, then adds, "What do you think we are—Americans?"

Expanded Acronym: Attack Will Amazingly Ruin Dinner Show
Sector V attempts to sabotage the Villain's Choice Awards. A parody of Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards and Ocean's 11.The villains are holding their annual awards show to reward the best villians throughout the year. So naturally, it's up to Sector V to ruin the show. Numbuh 1 comes up with a highly intricate plan. He tells the rest of the team to meet up with him at the bottom of a dormant volcano at 20:00 (8:00 PM) in order to put the plan into action. When he fails to show up, the team decides to go on without him. The team goes into the place and listen to the "cheesy" opening for the villain choice awards. Numbuh 2 then explains the plan.

Numbuh 4 beats up Knightbrace in the bathroom with the S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R. and disguises himself as Knightbrace. Numbuh 4 will take Knightbrace's place at the table where Toilenator and Count Spankulot are sitting. Numbuh 5, disguised as a waiter, places lasagna, one with lots of garlic, for Numbuh 4 and Count Spankulot for dinner. Count Spankulot chokes on the garlic because he is allergic to it, and Numbuh 3, disguised as a doctor, uses the Heimlich maneuver to make him hack the garlic up, which will make the garlic hit a cymbal in the orchestra pit. This will, in turn, make the conductor and musical group interrupt Mr. Boss's emotional speech. Numbuh 5 disguises herself as a stage manager. Mr. Boss complains at her for starting the orchestra during his speech, giving Numbuh 5 the opporunity to take the key to the lounge room, which Mr. Boss has responsibility for. Numbuh 4, still disguised as Knightbrace, attaches the red wire to the envelope for 'Villain of the Year'. The red wire is disguised by the catering cart. Numbuh 5, disguised as a waiter again, runs the catering cart while avoiding hungry villains into the parking lot. Numbuh 2 will attach the red wire for 'Villain of the Year' into the Common Cold's vehicle, which is filled with Snot-Bomber dynamite. The Sector V operatives, except for Numbuh 1, go home and watch the show.

However, Robin Food, the host of the Villains' Choice Awards says to every villain that the winner's trophy is Numbuh 1.

Numbuh 4 suggests that they should just grab Numbuh 1 and run away, but Numbuh 5 says that the villains would see them. Numbuh 4 says that the nominees for the 'Villain of the Year' award are Father, Gramma Stuffum, Stickybeard, and Mr. Boss. Then, Sector V runs onto the stage, grabs Numbuh 1 and runs away.

Father, Gramma Stuffum, Stickybeard, and Mr. Boss get into a fight over who was going to win the award. Mr. Jelly, or Knightbrace without his disguise, comes onstage and opens the envelope, setting off the bombs on the Common Cold's ship and preventing everyone from finding out who won the award.

Expanded Acronym: Recreation Ended 'Cuz Enemies Savor Salad
When salad oil is discovered in the school playground, Numbuh 1 must find a way to save recess, while still keeping a promise to Lizzie. Principal Smelling and his assistant somewhat parody Klink and Burkhalter in Hogan's Heroes.n the beginning of the episode, it shows Numbuhs 1, 2, 4 and 5 walking through the school's playground, commenting on good things about the perfect recess day. Numbuh 5 happily adds that Numbuh 3 is having fun, too, catching Numbuh 4's attention. The Kid is pushing her on the swing. Numbuh 4 pushes him out of the way, saying he's doing it wrong, and pushes her really hard. When she swings back, she rams into him, he then lands on concrete, causing it to split open, spewing, to Numbuh 1's confusion, salad oil.

In the next scene, the students would rather stay inside and learn random things than go out for recess. Forced to leave the classroom, they go outside to show equipment to look like a playground, only that it makes salad oil when they use it.

Numbuh 1 is seen in the pricipal's office, promising Lizzie that he would go on a date with her if she let him listen in on the principal's conference. He overhears them mentioning that they were going to make all of the schools' playgrounds into a salad oil making facilities. Back at the treehouse, they are all getting ready for the mission, when Lizzie abruptly arrives, yelling at Numbuh 1 for forgetting their date, again. Lizzie mentions a romantic movie she wants to see with him, and it makes Numbuh 3 excited, wanting to go see it. Giving Numbuh 5 an idea, she dresses Numbuh 3 up in a Numbuh 1 costume with the V.O.C.A.L.-Y.O.K.E.L..

Numbuh 3 gets busted when she lets out a tear, which lands on the device, shorting it out. This convinces Lizzie that Numbuh 1 has sent another robot on their date. When the team is just about to ambush on the "We Hate Kids Conference", Lizzie barges in, wanting an explanation. Numbuh 1 gives an emotional speech about kids deserving recess, hoping to ease her up. Only, he adds that if she really wants him to go on the date instead, he would. Lizzie starts to cry, making him think he won and could finish the mission. She says he made her happy and that she forgives him with the robot fiasco, only that they are going on the date right then.

Expanded Acronym: What Happens If The Existing Head Of United States Escapes
Numbuh 1 wakes up to discover that he is the president of the United States in another reality, who is about to sign the Declaration of No Kids' Rights.Numbuh 1 wakes up and walks into the bathroom, looks into the mirror, and sees he's an adult. He screams and an adult version of Numbuh 86 and Chad, and well as other guards, run in. One of them asks "Are you okay, President Uno?" Numbuh 1 begins to panic, saying there was some mistake; he wasn't the president. Adult Numbuh 3 then appears, and calls in a team of stylists (Numbuh VO5 and Eggbert) who put Numbuh 1 in a suit while he asks adult Numbuh 3 whats going on. She says that she's trying to tell him and rushes him off to a press conference. Once there, reporters begin to question him about "the war against the hated Kids Next Door" (Nick) and about the signing of the Bill of No Rights for Kids. Adult Numbuh 4 then pushes him away from the podium and tells the reporters about the plan to get rid of the KND. Numbuh 1 again panics, say that they were all KND operatives; adult Numbuh 3 then draws attention to Numbuh 1's hair and shoos him out. In the hall, they then run into adult Numbuh 2, who is the Vice President. Then they walk into the Oval Office, and Numbuh 1 discovers he has a son named Shirley. Shirley both looks and acts like a Delightful as Kuki explains his wife wanted a girl. Lizzie then bursts in and reveals herself to be Numbuh 1's wife.

He is then confronted and asked to sign the Bill of No Rights for Kids, which Numbuh 2 claims will get rid of the KND. Numbuh 1 asks what they're going to do to them, and Numbuh 2 says it's better he doesn't know. Numbuh 1 then goes to the bathroom, and escapes out the window. After a few minutes, the others begin to worry about him, and the security guards break down the door to find him gone. Numbuh 4 then send the army to look for him. Numbuh 1 runs till he find Sector V's Treehouse, and easily avoids the security system. Then he is attacked by unseen KND operatives; he grabs a weapon from under the floor and beats them, but hits his head and passes out.

When he wakes up he hears the KND trying to find out how he got in. Then another operative appears, asking who broke into their treehouse, Numbuh 5000 replies "It's your dad, sir.". Numbuh 1 is then shocked to see that it's Shirley, now looking like the 10-year-old Numbuh 1 with red hair and blue eyes. He calls him Shirley, and he angrily replies that he goes by Veego. Numbuh 1 laughs, saying he would of been better off with Shirley, and the rest of Sector V laughs. Shirley/Veego then tells him to call him Numbuh 1600. Numbuh 1 then tries to explain who he is and what happened. Numbuh 1600 doesn't believe him, saying his dad is a "kid-hating adult, who's on the verge of signing a bill that would take away the rights of every kid in this country.".

Just then Numbuh 4 and the army are shown to of surrounded the treehouse, and Numbuh 1600 blames Numbuh 1. Numbuh 1 begins to make a plan, but Numbuh 1600 stops him, calling him a jerk. Numbuh 1 then shaves his head and then begs them to believe him. They don't and two of them take him away. A minute later, Numbuh 5000 saves him, saying he would take him to Numbuh 5, explaining she's his mom.

Numbuh 5 is in a jail for the criminally childish and seems to have gone insane. She yells at Numbuh 1, saying he put her here so she couldn't tell anyone he used to be in the KND. He tries to explain that he's "not that Nigel" and she begins questioning him about the KND. As she is finishing, Numbuh 2 and the security show up and begin to take him away, Numbuh 5 tells him the Washington Monument can take him home. He then goes to the bathroom and tries to escape again, but some of the windows are being guarded. He then hears banging outside, and Numbuh 1600 enters, saying he believes him because nothing could have made his real dad cut his hair. Numbuh 4 shows up and Sector V use a L.E.M.O.N.A.D.E. on him.

Numbuh 1 and Sector V go to the Washington Monument and enter into a door. Numbuh 2 is inside and tells him it can take him home. He says he'll let Numbuh 1 go if he signs the Bill of No Rights For Kids. Numbuh 1 refuses and Numbuh 2 kicks him out. Numbuh 4 and Numbuh 3 show up too, and tell him to sign the bill. Numbuh 1600 then tells him to sign it and go home, that they would be okay. Numbuh 1 still refuses, saying "I'll never betray the Kids Next Door, even if I am an adult.". Numbuh 4 then orders the Army, Navy, Air Force, marine animals, and shunky scouts to attack Numbuh 1. But when the missiles hit, Numbuh 1 emerges unharmed. Finally getting it, he then undergoes a Hulk-like transformation, fit with a mohawk. He then begins tears up his foes, before they start piling on him.

He wakes up in the Moonbase hospital and a doctor says he's only been out for about ten minutes. Numbuh 1 then says "It wasn't a dream, it was more than that, some kind of test." They then leave the room. Two shadowed figures are then seen discussing what just happened, saying Numbuh 1 preformed well, but to stop using Chester's Happy Headband so Numbuh 1 won't catch on... yet.

Expanded Acronym: Salad Pushing Invaders Now Attempt Crusade Here
Amerigo Vespinacho tries to spread spinach throughout the school, and it's up to Sector V to stop him. A parody of the Spanish Armada and the Spanish Inquisition.The show begins with the king of Vespinaccia sending an emissary to America to spread the word about the glory of spinach. The first to meet them are Numbuhs 2 and 4, who are celebrating "Ditch school and go to the beach day", which Numbuh 4 states he made up. Numbuh 2 is captured and Numbuh 4 runs to the school to warn of the approach of the Spinach Armada, but is too late, as Vespinachio enters the wchool behind him and offers spinach to all the children. When Numbuh 1 and the other Sector V operatives attempt to fight back, they encounter a huge army of Vespinaccians outside and are captured. Wally however, is not captured because of his escape route malfunctioning and trapping him in a locker. He finds a Spinach monk passing by and grabs him to steal his robe and flee the school, but finds it is Numbuh 2, who has been converted to the way of Spinach. Numbuh 4 is promptly captured, as Numbuh 2 walks away, chanting contently to himself.

Numbuhs 1, 3, 4 and 5 are then seen held in a chamber, similar to the torture chambers of the Spanish Inquisition, in which various devices attempt to force them to eat Spinach. As they are tortured, the Spinach Inquisitors break into a musical number as they force the kids in various creative ways, including dunking Numbuh 1 in a vat of spinach and tying Numbuhs 3 and 5 to a board and force feeding them. Suddenly, Hoagie screams for the song to stop, saying that if children don't want to eat spinach, they should not be forced to. Vespinaccio sees this as heresy and a duel between him and Hoagie begins, ending when Vespinaccio falls into his own vat of spinach. As he struggles, he proclaims that he himself does not like spinach, and only pretend to to please the king. It is also revealed that none of the inquisitors like spinach either. Hoagie agrees to rescue him, but under one condition.

Expanded Acronym: Party Animals Rule Teens Yell
With Father away for the day, The DCFDTL invite Cree and the teenagers to their mansion to plan a new strategy against the Kids Next Door, but instead, the teenagers turn it into a wild house party, leaving the DCFDTL to call Sector V for help.The episode begins with Father leaving to Saratoga Springs on order from his doctor. Apparently, he's in need of rest and relaxation after causing too much adult tyranny. He entrusts the Delightful Mansion to his children, who promise to be good. With a final reminder to feed the cat, Father is off to enjoy his mini-vacation.

However, as soon as Father leaves, the Delightful Children contact Cree to confirm that he's left. Turns out that they had been planning to throw a party for the teens along with Cree to plan the destruction of the Kids Next Door.

Meanwhile, back at Sector V headquarters, Numbuh 1 is discussing the Kids Next Door scientists' analysis on a multitude of items stolen from Cree's room. As Numbuh 4 helps himself to some unmeltable Pacific Breeze flavored ice cream treat, Numbuh 5 comes into the room and scolds the rest of the team for stealing from her sister's room.

However, before Numbuh 5 can continue chastising the rest of her team, the Kids Next Door Help Me Hotline goes off.

Much to their surprise, it turns out that the Delightful Children are calling this time.Back at the mansion, the party isn't going quite as the five Delightful Children had planned. Cree and the rest of the teens never wanted to actually plan the destruction of the KND. They just wanted to use the Delightful Mansion to throw a real, wild party, complete with loud music and soda.

After the Delightful Children make attempts to qualm the party, Sector V shows up, wanting to know the reason why the Delightful Children would summon them to their rescue. After the Delightfuls explain the situation, saying that they need to get them out of the mansion before Father comes home, Numbuh 1 declines, claiming it not to be his problem. However, Numbuh 5 agrees with the Delightful Children when they say that it's the Kids Next Door's job to rescue kids, no matter who they are. So then Sector V agrees to help, begrudgingly.

Numbuh 2 comes up with a plan. They decide to flood the teens out by rigging the sprinkler system in the house with instant mashed potatoes mix. Numbuh 3 and Numbuh 4 are assigned to making their way into the kitchen to get the potatoes and Numbuh 2 and Numbuh 5 are sent to find the sprinkler system, which is located in the basement of the mansion.

Cree, dragging Maurice along, sneaks into the basement, which is where the Delightful Children say that Father's 'inner sanctum' is located. Numbuh 5 figures out that something is obviously up, and decides to follow them.

In the mean time, Numbuh 3 and Numbuh 4 have to slow dance through a room, much to Numbuh 4's chagrin. After successfully making it through the room (but not without running into Chad), they find themselves in the kitchen and find the spuds.

Down in the basement, Numbuh 2 and Numbuh 5 find the sprinkler system. Numbuh 5 lets Numbuh 2 do all the pipe work as she runs off to find out what her older sister is doing lurking around in the basement of one of the most evil villains they know. She runs into Maurice, who questions her presence at the party. She, in turn, asks him what he's doing down there. Of course, their goals are both one in the same: finding out what Cree is up to.

Cree calls Maurice in the middle of their conversation, interrupting them. She leads him to Father's 'inner sanctum'. But she didn't want to steal anything...other than a kiss from Maurice. Maurice, somewhat shocked at her romantic advances on him, tells her that she stinks, to which she mentions her deodorant being missing. Numbuh 5 steps in after her sister explains her stickiness, agreeing that she, indeed, stinks.

However, before Cree can do anything to get back at her sister for embarrassing her further, one of the teens runs in, saying that Father is just down the driveway and that everyone needs to get out.

The teens flood out of the house as Father pulls in the driveway after his relaxing day. He is more than shocked to see the plethora of teens pouring from his mansion.

Since the teens left, Sector V's mission is complete, and the Delightful Children from Down the Lane thank them for their assistance, for once. Numbuh 1 tells Numbuh 2 to hit the abort button, to which Numbuh 2 says,"What abort button?", since evidently, there was no such thing.

Expanded Acronym: Desperate Operative Grabs Homework Outta Unusually Spooky Environment
Numbuh 5 goes into the Haunted Doghouse to get Sector V's cinderblock back, but later comes out different.The episode begins with Father leaving to Saratoga Springs on order from his doctor. Apparently, he's in need of rest and relaxation after causing too much adult tyranny. He entrusts the Delightful Mansion to his children, who promise to be good. With a final reminder to feed the cat, Father is off to enjoy his mini-vacation.

However, as soon as Father leaves, the Delightful Children contact Cree to confirm that he's left. Turns out that they had been planning to throw a party for the teens along with Cree to plan the destruction of the Kids Next Door.

Meanwhile, back at Sector V headquarters, Numbuh 1 is discussing the Kids Next Door scientists' analysis on a multitude of items stolen from Cree's room. As Numbuh 4 helps himself to some unmeltable Pacific Breeze flavored ice cream treat, Numbuh 5 comes into the room and scolds the rest of the team for stealing from her sister's room.

However, before Numbuh 5 can continue chastising the rest of her team, the Kids Next Door Help Me Hotline goes off.

Much to their surprise, it turns out that the Delightful Children are calling this time.Back at the mansion, the party isn't going quite as the five Delightful Children had planned. Cree and the rest of the teens never wanted to actually plan the destruction of the KND. They just wanted to use the Delightful Mansion to throw a real, wild party, complete with loud music and soda.

After the Delightful Children make attempts to qualm the party, Sector V shows up, wanting to know the reason why the Delightful Children would summon them to their rescue. After the Delightfuls explain the situation, saying that they need to get them out of the mansion before Father comes home, Numbuh 1 declines, claiming it not to be his problem. However, Numbuh 5 agrees with the Delightful Children when they say that it's the Kids Next Door's job to rescue kids, no matter who they are. So then Sector V agrees to help, begrudgingly.

Numbuh 2 comes up with a plan. They decide to flood the teens out by rigging the sprinkler system in the house with instant mashed potatoes mix. Numbuh 3 and Numbuh 4 are assigned to making their way into the kitchen to get the potatoes and Numbuh 2 and Numbuh 5 are sent to find the sprinkler system, which is located in the basement of the mansion.

Cree, dragging Maurice along, sneaks into the basement, which is where the Delightful Children say that Father's 'inner sanctum' is located. Numbuh 5 figures out that something is obviously up, and decides to follow them.

In the mean time, Numbuh 3 and Numbuh 4 have to slow dance through a room, much to Numbuh 4's chagrin. After successfully making it through the room (but not without running into Chad), they find themselves in the kitchen and find the spuds.

Down in the basement, Numbuh 2 and Numbuh 5 find the sprinkler system. Numbuh 5 lets Numbuh 2 do all the pipe work as she runs off to find out what her older sister is doing lurking around in the basement of one of the most evil villains they know. She runs into Maurice, who questions her presence at the party. She, in turn, asks him what he's doing down there. Of course, their goals are both one in the same: finding out what Cree is up to.

Cree calls Maurice in the middle of their conversation, interrupting them. She leads him to Father's 'inner sanctum'. But she didn't want to steal anything...other than a kiss from Maurice. Maurice, somewhat shocked at her romantic advances on him, tells her that she stinks, to which she mentions her deodorant being missing. Numbuh 5 steps in after her sister explains her stickiness, agreeing that she, indeed, stinks.

However, before Cree can do anything to get back at her sister for embarrassing her further, one of the teens runs in, saying that Father is just down the driveway and that everyone needs to get out.

The teens flood out of the house as Father pulls in the driveway after his relaxing day. He is more than shocked to see the plethora of teens pouring from his mansion.

Since the teens left, Sector V's mission is complete, and the Delightful Children from Down the Lane thank them for their assistance, for once. Numbuh 1 tells Numbuh 2 to hit the abort button, to which Numbuh 2 says,"What abort button?", since evidently, there was no such thing.

Seconds later, the house, already in a shambles, is explodes with mashed potatoes. Father, shocked, sees the Delightful Children fall into the potatoes. He yells at them briefly for throwing a party without permission, but then Sector V lands next to them in the mess, and the Delightful Children pin the blame on them instead.

Expanded Acronym: All Machines Illegal Seethes Hoagie
Continues from Operation: S.C.I.E.N.C.E. (Sector F is revealed to have won the fair). Sector V sends Numbuh 2 into hiding at an Amish sector to his extreme dismay.After losing a contest at the Kids Next Door 2x4 Technology Convention to Sector F, Numbuh 42 gives Numbuh 2 his invention, Tree House Seeds. They start to talk about a “Doctor Time Space in the Continuums” marathon when the rest of Sector V shows up. Suddenly a green, caterpillar-like machine comes to take all of the scientists at the convention, including Numbuh 2. He takes out his invention, I Can’t Believe It’s Not Booger, so it would lose its grip on him. After it works, all of Sector V run to their S.C.A.M.P.E.R.They believe that the attack was ordered by "The Splinter Cell," an organization whose goal is to “permanently wipe out all adults”, and think that Numbuh 2 should stay with Sector A for a while to stay safe. Once there, Numbuh Jebadiah, Sector A’s leader, informs Numbuh 2 that 2x4 Technology isn’t allowed. That alone makes him beg Numbuh 1 not to leave him. After introducing Numbuh 2 to Numbuhs Ezekiel and Rebecca, Numbuh Jebadiah orders him to dress like them and wear a fake beard. He then shows him their tree house, which is still only a shrub.

Expanded Acronym: Guess It's Realistic Lizzie Finally Realizes Its Essentially Nigel's Dysfunctions
Lizzie Devine thinks Nigel has found a new girlfriend.The episode begins with Numbuh 1 on the communicator/phone with his girlfriend, Lizzie Devine. After they talk and Lizzie reminding Nigel not to be late for the wedding the two will go to, the computer wraps around his ear and tells him the coordinates of a bank heist at the Candy Bank and that they need him to get on the mission ASAP. Numbuh 1 checks his watch and sees that he has enough time to finish the mission and be at the wedding on time. His car transforms into an airplane and flies off to the coordinates given by the computer. After the introduction and theme music, Stickybeard and his crew blast their way into the bank of sweets. He then opens the vault and takes the Sweater of Sweetness. The scene switches to Numbuh 1 who's heading to the bank right now. He catches up to them and snatches it away while driving away. Satisfied, he calls Moonbase to tell them the mission was accomplished though Stickybeard and his crew shoot at his phone and him, shouting at him to give it back to them. As the chase goes on, Numbuh 1 leads Stickybeard and his crew under and over bridges which causes the ship to fall apart until Numbuh 1 stops and sits casually at a table with the sweater in his hands.

He watches as Stickybeard and his crew abandon ship but instead, they fall out of the ship leaving a satisfied smirk on Numbuh 1. Numbuh 65.3 comes around the corner and praises his mission for being a success and puts the sweater in his backpack. Numbuh 1 asks him to join him for some lemonade, though Numbuh 65.3 looks a bit nervous as he leaves. He tells him he has to go and to say hi to Lizzie for him to which Numbuh 1 spits his lemonade out as he had forgotten he had to meet Lizzie at the wedding. Minutes later, Numbuh 1 arrives at the church altar and Lizzie turns to him crying and asking how he could've left her at the altar.

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Lizzie later reveals that it was for her sister's wedding and she starts to yell at him because he ran off for a mission. She then says that he left her like some dateless loser and Numbuh 1 says he'll attend her brother's wedding but she states that he's only four. Seconds later, the computer urgently requests Numbuh 1 to get a move on for something important to which he stutters to Lizzie after their fight. He then says he has to go and Lizzie threatens that if he leaves her again and embarrasses her again, but Numbuh 1 says he'll be back just in time for the wedding reception.

The scene changes to the Moonbase where the computer introduces. Numbuh 1 lists a couple of problems then the computer reveals that it was only Meatball Sandwish Day. Nigel starts to complain on how the computer brought him up there like that but the computer argues that he missed the last one and that he told it to make it urgent for him to know every Meatball Sandwish Day. As he was about to make another point, Numbuh 362 appears and greets him to which Numbuh 1 saluts his Surpreme Leader.

Rachel then tells him to lay off the formalities and asks him to join her for some meatball sandwiches. Nigel stutters as he says he has to be somewhere [with Lizzie back at the reception] but she playfully threatens him after flicking him on the stomach to "not make it a direct order." Nigel smiles and follows after her and joins her though she places a hand on his shoulder and brings him close to whispers, "what's going on?". Rachel tells him that there's a "KND Splinter Cell" in the Kids Next Door. She gives him information about it and they pass Numbuh Change for a 20. Numbuh 1 asks her what they want with him and she answers that maybe they want him to join them. He tells her that he was approached by Numbuh 65.3 and Numbuh 362 mentions that the bank never got the Sweater of Sweetness back. Numbuh 362 brings him closer to tell him that anyone of the operatives in the cafeteria or in the Kids Next Door could be in the Splinter Cell. Then they plan to pursue Numbuh 65.3 though once Rachel mentions "reception" Nigel spits his sandwich out and slaps his face as he rushes back on Earth to rejoin Lizzie.

Once back on Earth, Nigel smiles at Lizzie though she complains that the reception is practically over and asks where he went. She smiles after he tells her that he was "tied up" and she gives him a cake to which Nigel says that he wasn't really hungry. Lizzie questions him and spots tomato sauce and he tells her that he ate before he came. She becomes angry at him and starts complaining about his "big butt" though he grabs Lizzie and tells her that: "Shut up and let me say I'm sorry." Lizzie's eyes tear up as they dance while Nigel apologizes about the recent events from earlier. Then someone taps in and Numbuh 1 gets a message that it's Numbuh 65.3. He then pummels "Numbuh 65.3" but Lizzie scolds him that it was her grandmother. Nigel gets a call from Numbuh 362 saying that she got a track on him and he tells her that the computer told him it was at the reception. Then Numbuh 362 informs him that he has to grab whatever he needs to go with her to chase him down. He gets nervous because Lizzie is getting ticked by the minute but as he sees Rachel at the driveway, she orders him to move it and he looks back but he gets in the car and Lizzie follows and saw Nigel jump in the car with Rachel. Lizzie then gets hit in the head with a cast iron bouquet.

Lizzie wakes up to see her sister and her brother-in-law and ask if she's alright. She dreamt she saw "her Nigie jump in the car with another girl" to which they answer he did. Then the camera guy offers to show her again and where Numbuh 1 beats the "stuffing" out of her grandmother. She growls then storms away to try and find where he went.

The scene changes to Nigel and Rachel as they are in hot pursuit of Numbuh 65.3. Numbuh 1 wonders why he's heading to an airport and Numbuh 362 points out that he knows all KND flight patterns and that Global Command can track him down. They come to a conclusion that he is hiding where he is going probably to the Splinter Cell Headquarters.

Lizzie appears at the Treehouse in Sector V and demands to know where he is, as she saw him with another girl and threatens to find the two. However, the computer argues with her then traps and captures Lizzie.

The communicator on Nigel's ear wraps around as he demands who's calling him as he's running with Numbuh 362 still in hot pursuit of Numbuh 65.3. It turns out to be Lizzie as she complains about the Treehouse trapping her though sounds make it convincing that Lizzie is in trouble as the line goes dead. Rachel demands what's wrong with him then they start to argue about his priorities. She then gives him a direct order as Surpreme Leader and she tells him "that you have better get your priorities straight!" to which Nigel answers back, "I am." He leaves to save his girlfriend leaving a hurt look on Numbuh 362's face. Nigel appears at the treehouse demanding to know where his girlfriend is to which she is trapped in a bubble made by the computer. Lizzie complains about all the things that happened today to which he answers he'll answer later. He tries to find a way to get her out though the computer shoots at his feet. He demands why the computer won't release Lizzie to which it replies that "Lizzie is not the one for you" where Lizzie and Nigel look at each other like it's crazy. Numbuh 1 demands why and it answers that they are perfect for each other (Numbuh 1 and the computer) because: both are loyal to the KND, both love to watch Yipper cartoons, and that both don't have hair. Numbuh 1 laughs and says it is just a practical joke but the computer says it's not and he replies that he's a human and it's a machine. Lizzie threatens to smash the computer but the bubble is closing in. The computer states that Lizzie is obsolete and he throws his communicator and destroys the containment. Nigel gets her out but Lizzie complains at him not to "butter her up" but they run and go to the car-airplane to run away. Lizzie calls him "cheater-mc-cheater pants" and then the computer goes after them as the Treehouse stating that he can't escape "true love." The computer traps Nigel and Lizzie at the cliffside and he argues with the computer that they aren't compatible because he loves Lizzie. The computer comes to a conclusion that if it can't have him then no one can. It grabs Lizzie first then Numbuh 1 and initiates a self-destruct sequence in ten seconds. Lizzie yells at the computer that she can have him because: he doesn't remember her birthday, doesn't give her flowers, spies on people that shouldn't be suspicious, and doesn't hold her hand in public. The computer self-destructs after Numbuh 1 takes Lizzie from the Treehouse's grasp and saves her. He says her plan was brilliant in distracting the computer with her speech. However, Lizzie tells him that she meant it all and says that he wants to save kids everywhere while she wants a stable boyfriend who would pay attention to her more and won't have "their treehouses explode." She tells him she's done and leaves crying while Nigel calls after her shouting that he can change and everything to try and get her back. Seconds later, Numbuh 362 drives up and asks if he needs help saving Lizzie to which he responds that it's alright and that they broke up. After hearing they broke up, Rachel felt sorry for him, looking away from him.

Expanded Acronym: Candies Are Really Altering Many Extraordinary Lives
Heinrich uses a ritual involving sacred golden caramels to take away the qualities the Sector V operatives value the most. (Numbuh 1's leadership, Numbuh 2's intellect, Numbuh 3's giddiness, Numbuh 4's toughness, and Numbuh 5's Coolness) Numbuh 5 eventually teaches Heinrich that he needs to share his candy to revert to his original form, she is then seen leaving with a young Blonde girl (Which, disturbingly, is implying that Heinrich was a girl before the transformation.)In Operation: C.A.R.A.M.E.L. the incident in Guatemala 5 years ago between Numbuh 5 and Heinrich Von Marzipan is explained. In this episode Heinrich wanted to create ancient golden caramels and the way to do so was to use a magic ritual to sacrifice the most valued quality of a human victim and once done it turned their quality into five pieces of delicious caramel sweets with the flavor depending on the unique quality of the victim. Using his own quality he created the caramels and Numbuh Five knowing he couldn't control his greed left him behind, and after Heinrich ate all his candy he assumed there was no way to restore his true self and he blamed Abigail for it.

Five years later he tricks Abigail into a truce and he uses the ritual to steal her quality and he does the same to a number of KND operatives. Later he begins to taunt the now nerdy and pathetic Numbuh five and eats all her caramels except one but before he eats her last one Numbuh 5 reveals that she had Heinrich's last caramel all these years and was waiting for him to learn how to share his candy, but in a blind fury he pushes her out of the way and takes his caramel and almost eats it, but after Abigail reminds him of how he used to be and how much she cares about him he is driven to tears and gives her back his caramel thus ending the curse.

Expanded Acronym: Moving Out Of Neighbourhood
Adults send Numbuh 4's family to the Moon to colonize it. But Sector V diverts the colony to Hollywood, where they stage a fake colonization, tricking the Beetles family and the adults at mission control to prevent them from discovering the KND Moonbase. A parody of The Truman Show.The episode opens with the footage from the 1969 moon landing. Sector V, excluding Numbuh 4, laugh their heads off watching this. Just then, the news announces that NASA intends to colonize the Moon by sending a family up there, taking them by surprise. Up on the KND Moonbase, Numbuh 362 informs all operatives that since the KND Moonbase was established, the KND pulled off a fake landing and that they will have to do it again because the adults are sending a family (Numbuh 4's) to the moon to see if it can be colonized, but the Kids Next Door redirect them to Hollywood, making the Beatles family and the adults think they're on the moon when they aren't, so they won't discover the KND Moonbase. And the best part is, they haven't even told Numbuh 4.

Expanded Acronym: Teens Readily Extend Armistice To Youngsters
The KND and the Teens are about to sign the "You don't mess with us-We don't mess with you" Kid-Teen treaty. It is going to be signed by Numbuh Infinity (KND) and the Teens' leader, but it turns out to be a trap for the KND, making Numbuhs 1 and 274 set out to prevent it after being falsely convicted by the KND.In a flashback, Numbuh 1 is given his entrance exam into the Kids Next Door. Once he exceeds beyond expectations, he is congratulated by Numuh 274, who shows him the "shoes-tied-together" trick, the oldest one in the book. After that, Numbuh 8 by 10 takes a photograph of the two shaking hands. In the present, the teens and kids set up a treaty to end their feud. While thinking about the possible peace, Number 1 hears shouts in Numbuh Infinity's room. Inside, Numbuh Infinity and the teen leader Chad, are fighting and other KND kids rush in and Numbuh Infinity tells them to arrest Numbuh 1! While being transported to KND Antarctic Prison, Numbuh 1 escapes and suspects the treaty is a trap. This is confirmed by Chad who admits that it was trap. Chad then sabotages the prison ship and is forced to drag Num 1 along, since they're handcuffed to each other. They arrive at a mini-mart in the middle of nowhere, which Chad reveals is actually a teen base. Discovered by the other teens, angry that Chad showed Numbuh 1 their hideout, Chad and Numbuh 1 commandeer a bike to fly to the treaty.

All kid and teen agents meet up on a giant floating platform were the trap is sprung, as the teens unleash powerful bombardment of heavy metal music upon all KND operatives, while they are protected with earplugs. At the same time, the bike that both Numbuh 1 and Chad had hijacked crash into the boom box, disrupting the music. Numbuh 362 then calls all of the KND to fight. Immediately, fighting breaks out across the platform.

Meanwhile, Sector V chase down Numbuh Infinity, only to be cornered Numbuh 48 Flavors, who wasn't in league with the KND Splinter Cell as Numbuh 1 suspected, but was refusing Infinity's request to give out ice cream; Numbuh 48 Flavors distastes how every sector steals his ice cream that he spends a lot of time to deliver. He reveals that he planning on blowing up the platform so that no one will steal from him again. Numbuh Infinity regains his composure and states that this situations calls for diplomacy. He then shouts for Sector V to charge. They wrestle with Numbuh 48 Flavors over the detonators but fail to stop him from pressing it, causing an explosion of chocolate ice cream that tears the platform apart.

Expanded Acronym: Zero Explanation Reveals Origins
The movie opens as Numbuh 1 is narrating, we then see massive factories covering the landscape of Britain and child labor widespread. All of this is controlled by an evil old man later known as Grandfather (though referred to as Pappy by his sons). However, one of his sons escapes a factory with his younger brother chasing him. The older brother climbs up a tree, while the younger brother climbs up to him telling him that he can't just run off in the middle of his shift and that "Pappy" will be angry not finding them.

In the crossover with The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, when a scythe-related mishap puts Billy stuck in his Dad's lucky pants, only the Kids Next Door can save him from a grounding of a lifetime since he doesn't have a quarter for Ed, Edd, and Eddy to help him unless Mandy carries out her own diabolical plot to take over the organization.When Billy's dad leaves to buy underwear, Billy wears his dad's "lucky pants" despite being told not to. Billy accidentally gets Grim's scythe stuck in the pants, and he tries to get help fixing them before his dad gets home. He calls "Ed, Edd n Eddy's Pesky Problem Fixers", but Billy doesn't have any money, so Eddy tells him to call the Kids Next Door since "they're cheap." The KND soon arrive (Billy is confused by this, stating he tried to call the Power Puff girls"), and they find they need 2x4 Technology, so Numbuh 1 dresses up as Billy to stall Billy's dad, while the rest of Sector V take Billy to the KND Deep Sea Base to fix the pants. Mandy comes to Billy's house, and knows that Numbuh 1 is not Billy. Mandy captures Numbuh 1, and tortures him until Numbuh 1 tells Mandy everything about the KND.

Meanwhile, the rest of Sector V are flying Billy to the Deep Sea Base, and they get an urgent message that the Delightful Children from Down the Lane are using a "delightfulization machine" to make more children into their delightful slaves. Sector V reluctantly takes Billy on the mission, where he mistakes the delightful machine for a bathroom, fusing him, the lucky pants, Grim's scythe and the Delightful Children into a being called the "Delightful Reaper".

Meanwhile, Grim comes to Billy's house, and mistakes Numbuh 1 for Billy. Grim then says that his scythe has been fused with evil and strangely delightful children, and Numbuh 1 realizes that he is talking about the Delightful Children from Down the Lane. The Delightful Reaper begins fusing kids into it, including Numbuh 2.

Sector V returns to the moonbase, where they find Mandy disguised as Numbuh 1. Only Numbuh 5,Numbuh 1,Grim and later, Numbuh 362 knew that she's an imposter, but since nobody else does, Mandy convinces everyone that Number 5 is losing her mind. Soon Mandy becomes ruler of the KND, renaming it the MND (Mandy New Dictator) and told Numbuh 5 that Numbuh 362 lost her mind. Numbuh 1 and Grim arrive at the moonbase, where Grim finds out that Numbuh 1 isn't Billy, and Mandy imprisons them.

The Delightful Reaper continues making children fuse with it, so after escaping, Numbuh 1 and Grim fuse together with the Bone of Barnacles to create a Giant Skeleton Samurai to battle the Delightful Reaper. A giant M.A.N.D.R.O.B.O.T., piloted by Mandy, Numbuh 3 and Numbuh 4 comes into the battle. Mandy's robot begins to lose until Numbuh 1 and Grim show up and fight the Delightful Reaper, though they begin to lose as well because Billy's dad's lucky pants are impervious to lasers, supernatural energy, and mustard.

When the Delightful Reaper is distracted by Numbuh 1 and Grim, Mandy purposely fuses herself with the Delightful Reaper, giving her control of it. However, Billy's dad comes, removes the lucky pants and takes them away, being really, really angry that someone is wearing his pants. Without the lucky pants, the Delightful Reaper is defenseless and the Skeleton Samurai finishes it off, freeing the other kids inside it. Mandy is taken away by the KND, but eventually she escapes, vowing revenge, and everything goes back to the way it was, except for Numbuh 1, mistaken by Numbuh 3 and Billy's dad for Billy, who is dressed like Numbuh 1, which causes the KND to throw various items at him in response to prevent what happened that day.